dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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