butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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