ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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