I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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