How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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