You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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