Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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