Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
foreskin is a definite game changer
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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