Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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