You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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