How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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