I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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