They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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