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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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