But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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