College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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