she was so not down for the gang bang
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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