Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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