So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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