ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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