You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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