so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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