Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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