its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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