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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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