He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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