Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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