I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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