i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
