Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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