I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
What a dumb baby whore.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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