I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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