i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Is it because I queefed?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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