SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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