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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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