he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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