I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Mom said you looked used
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
