The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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