You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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