Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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