FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
