I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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