So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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