It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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