I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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