Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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