i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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