Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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