i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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