fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
false alarm. still invincible.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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