Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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