Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Bring me that man meat
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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