Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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