this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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