And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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