ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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