ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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